The War on Christmas Just Got Hotter...
A Lot Hotter!
A Lot Hotter!
"No question about it; the man knows Naughty!"
"A real stocking stuffer, if you catch my drift. Ho ho ho."
"Oh, come all ye faithful!"
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"Oh, come all ye faithful!"
ReplyDelete--The Wett Spott
Oh, FINE. I can think of something to tell the kid when she asks me why I aspirated diet coke.
Dear Penthouse Forum:
ReplyDeleteI'm the CEO of a major Northern toy manufacturing and distribution concern. I never thought I'd be writing you, but last Christmas Eve, while Dasher and the boys cooled their hooves on the roof of the Tri-Delt house, I found out there was more than milk and cookies waiting inside for this jolly fat man...
You're a sick man, Riley.
ReplyDeleteIt's one of the things I like about you.
Well, my Christmas shopping is complete now!
ReplyDeleteAs a Christmasian, I applaud this blog for supporting my most sacred holiday of the year, and for honoring its god, Santa. I just hope there's a section containing some of the letters which Santa has received. For instance, the one where Bill O'Reilly asks Santa for a new loofah, and tells the jolly old elf how he plans to use it.
ReplyDeletethank you, doghouse, for putting the XXX in XXXmas!
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