No. 1646: Me in the living room with Court Teevee on. The wife in the dining room, working.
Me: "Honey, have you ever thought about killing me?"
PW: "What, you mean today?"
No. 1647: I take a perverse delight in the way local news graphics describe the people they've stuck a microphone in the faces of. "Look! A Homeowner!" I'll say, or "Wow, isn't that Carl Brudden, Model Train Enthusiast?" This sort of thing is a regular feature around our place, which is another reason you're discouraged from visiting. Anyway, last night we were watching the news, and a Kroger commercial came on, and I wasn't paying attention. And my wife says, "This guy manages meat." And I looked up and said, "When I'm his age I hope I can, too."
Man, I just realized that if the teevee ever breaks we're in big trouble.
"What, you mean today?"
ReplyDeleteI find it makes meals more exciting.
Bless Mrs. Doghouse!
ReplyDeleteI suspect that you and the Lady Doghouse will find other things to be so witty about even after the teevee breaks. Just a guess, mind you.
ReplyDeleteDoghouse, just stumbled on your blog for the first time and thought I'd comment and say how much I enjoy *your* comments over at tbogg and elsewhere. I very much enjoyed the column on christopher hitchens and carter. I'll drop by again soon,
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aimai
bwahahaha!
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