10) They'd already put down a court deposit for summer-league basketball.
9) You know kids. If one goes, then they'll all have to go.
8) It's a religious thing. Historically, we Momons do not fight. We ambush.
7) They're gay.
6) Jeez, if one was wounded he'd wind up in a VA hospital.
5) C'mon. That's for losers.
4) We've considered this matter prayerfully, as a family, and decided to be hypocrites about it.
3) Hey, look! An adorable puppy!
2) Two words: pilonidal cyst.
1) I think the answer's obvious, isn't it?
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ReplyDeleteHey, we're obscenely wealthy, we don't fight in wars. That's what the peasants are for!
i believe #3 should be "hey look, a puppy! i'm going to strap it to the top of my car!"
ReplyDeleteIf they were killed, that's 30 grieving widows.
ReplyDelete#8's the best. Mormons, the cult you love to hate.
ReplyDelete#5, and what Donna says!
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