Friday, February 22

Say What You Will About Our New Mayor, He Was Right About The Strawberries.

INDIANAPOLIS Racist Star political apologist columnist Matt Tully, a man who appears to be having second thoughts about publicly fellating a rodeo clown, reports that Accidental Mayor Lt. Col. Gomer F. Ballard told a local businessman he'd like to create a Chinatown on the city's southside, and hopes to corner the market on North American cricket.  No, I did not start drinking early.

3 comments:

  1. heydave3:35 PM EST

    Oh, man... some of us wait until weekend laundry chores to get stoned.

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  2. Julia3:54 PM EST

    If he really wants to take on the Bronx (specifically the area in and around Van Cortlandt Park) for Northeastern Cricket Capital, I strongly suggest he do a little reading about the Bronx. Not a group you want to mess with.

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  3. Anonymous1:18 PM EST

    Jen, your comment reminds me of that line in Casablanca when Rick meets Major Stasser for the first time:

    "Well, Major there are certain sections in New York, Major, I wouldn't advise you to try and invade."

    Link's dead on the second story. Any chance of getting an updated one? I don't know what to look for.

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