Monday, May 10

You Know (Cough Cough) I'd (Cough) Be There If I Could (Hack Hack)

TAKING a couple sick days, not because I'm sick, but because I was sick, and now I have to catch up on the work I didn't do when I did have a legitimate excuse. My Poor Wife'll vouch for me. Really.

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  1. Glad to hear you're in the pink again, Mr. Riley. I await your next post with bated breath.

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  2. Anonymous6:20 PM EDT

    What does bated mean?

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  3. The internets have the answer. The faits use of bated is

    What should I say to you? Should I not say
    'Hath a dog money? is it possible
    A cur can lend three thousand ducats?' Or
    Shall I bend low and in a bondman's key,
    With bated breath and whispering humbleness, Say this;
    'Fair sir, you spit on me on Wednesday last;
    You spurn'd me such a day; another time
    You call'd me dog; and for these courtesies
    I'll lend you thus much moneys'?


    From Shakespear

    where bated means abated

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  4. All right, enough of this self- and wife-indulgence. You have an audience that needs you.

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  5. Hey, DR, get -- er, got well.

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  6. charles pierce11:55 AM EDT

    Sounds like Krauthammer Flu, my friend.

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  7. The Flypaper Theory of Illness; tell 'em you're sick and they'll flock to your blog.

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