Tuesday, March 27

An Immodest Proposal

ALLOW a person, or a corporation, to beat into unconsciousness, using anything handy, any person carrying a firearm, on the grounds that the former may be shot if the later doesn't approve of his fashion choices. At least it levels the playing field somewhat, eh? Call it "Geraldo's Law".

2 comments:

  1. Anonymous9:24 PM EDT

    Yes. Justice is blind, and sporting a huge moustache.

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  2. Anonymous10:56 AM EDT

    Just wear one of these:
    http://www.nrastore.com/nrastore/ProductDetail.aspx?c=11&p=CO+635&ct=e

    How tone-deaf can you get?

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