tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11211639.post113445837398198723..comments2024-02-21T12:11:32.886-05:00Comments on Bats Left/Throws Right: Speaking of ChristmasJames Briggs Stratton "Doghouse" Rileyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05378802364709433791noreply@blogger.comBlogger6125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11211639.post-1134504204152902132005-12-13T15:03:00.000-05:002005-12-13T15:03:00.000-05:00My husband has been known to purchase the special ...My husband has been known to purchase the special extended warranty. <BR/><BR/>I know. He seemed like a reasonably intelligent guy otherwise.<BR/><BR/>Last year, he learned about the worth of those warranties. Our TV went on the blink. He called the store to invoke the super duper warranty. He got an appointment with a repairman. Three weeks from the date of his phone call. Three weeks. What if Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11211639.post-1134501338995803382005-12-13T14:15:00.000-05:002005-12-13T14:15:00.000-05:00"What's eating you, Rex?" (caption of Thurber car..."What's eating you, Rex?" (caption of Thurber cartoon, where man in armcair is asking his dog what's wrong, as the dog barks at a huge lizardy-looking thing oozing in through the window)isabelitahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04175928587455507236noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11211639.post-1134494752393598622005-12-13T12:25:00.000-05:002005-12-13T12:25:00.000-05:00You're on notice, pal: I am stealing those lines!You're on notice, pal: I am stealing those lines!Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11211639.post-1134493021101958282005-12-13T11:57:00.000-05:002005-12-13T11:57:00.000-05:00Don't forget "Touche!" (the Thurber cartoon)Don't forget "Touche!" (the Thurber cartoon)Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11211639.post-1134486739809999762005-12-13T10:12:00.000-05:002005-12-13T10:12:00.000-05:00Tell the young co-ed that you and Dr So-in-so once...Tell the young co-ed that you and Dr So-in-so once painted a man, just to watch him dry.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11211639.post-1134460745118166442005-12-13T02:59:00.000-05:002005-12-13T02:59:00.000-05:00I may not have mentioned this before, but if the w...I may not have mentioned this before, but if the wife ever goes completely crazy and tosses you out, you can always come to me. <BR/>There may not be sex or anything, though I'm perfectly willing to compromise on the issue of gender, but I've always found a good lol better than a good lay, anyhow. <BR/><BR/>I'll even buy the lipstick.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.com