tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11211639.post114137983030635359..comments2024-02-21T12:11:32.886-05:00Comments on Bats Left/Throws Right: Like Mom Always Says--It's Doughy Because It's Half-BakedJames Briggs Stratton "Doghouse" Rileyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05378802364709433791noreply@blogger.comBlogger7125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11211639.post-1141504789205323752006-03-04T15:39:00.000-05:002006-03-04T15:39:00.000-05:00Be kind, Doghouse. Think how you'd have turned out...Be kind, Doghouse. Think how you'd have turned out if YOU'D had Lucianne for a mother.<BR/>... On second thought, the hell with it. The first rule when you encounter fish in a barrel: Shoot the buggers. And by God, sir, you are an artist with that blunderbuss.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11211639.post-1141430236273244942006-03-03T18:57:00.000-05:002006-03-03T18:57:00.000-05:00I am laughing too hard to comment. You truly are ...I am laughing too hard to comment. You truly are the best.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11211639.post-1141400988614147572006-03-03T10:49:00.000-05:002006-03-03T10:49:00.000-05:00Mr. Riley, you have to stop reading these columns;...Mr. Riley, you have to stop reading these columns; I fear your wife will find you some morning, drooling into your shorted keyboard.<BR/>Let's be careful out there. A waste is a terrible thing to mind.<BR/><BR/>BruceAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11211639.post-1141399403884279432006-03-03T10:23:00.000-05:002006-03-03T10:23:00.000-05:00Like so many winger blowhards these days (Stossel ...Like so many winger blowhards these days (Stossel comes to mind), Jonah is afflicted by a surfeit of both ignorance and opinions. Hegelian dialectic aside, these do not synthesize into a useful, or even pleasant, experience for the rest of us. Add a huge dollop of studied wingnuttery stolen from his fellow benighted demagogues <I>et voila</I>, Goldberg. That the LA Times canned Robert Scheer for Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11211639.post-1141396151228401432006-03-03T09:29:00.000-05:002006-03-03T09:29:00.000-05:00I can't believe that porcine dickwipe called me ou...I can't believe that porcine dickwipe called me out like that in the last excerpted paragraph. I was so upset, I accidentally took the bullwhip out of my rectum.<BR/><BR/>Be proud, LA Times.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11211639.post-1141388136850885192006-03-03T07:15:00.000-05:002006-03-03T07:15:00.000-05:00Yeah, why the hell don't you have a column of your...Yeah, why the hell don't you have a column of your own? You're way better then most of the pundits these days.<BR/><BR/>Here's something that bothers me. Jonah gets paid to do what he does. It's his job, something he dedicates a signifigant amount of time to.<BR/><BR/>And yet you, a person who is just doing this as a hobby, can run circles around him on any subject. Not to diminish your obvious Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11211639.post-1141387382882675652006-03-03T07:03:00.000-05:002006-03-03T07:03:00.000-05:00Okay, that's it. I'm starting a letter campaign to...Okay, that's it. I'm starting a letter campaign to get Jonah replaced with you. I think this means you'll have to have the desk next to K-Lo, but I'm sure you can handle it. <BR/><BR/>For the record, making a company say what's in their food products is probably better argued against on self-incrimination grounds.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.com