tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11211639.post115677552145109310..comments2024-02-21T12:11:32.886-05:00Comments on Bats Left/Throws Right: MotherJames Briggs Stratton "Doghouse" Rileyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05378802364709433791noreply@blogger.comBlogger9125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11211639.post-1172125632532355212007-02-22T01:27:00.000-05:002007-02-22T01:27:00.000-05:00Hillarious! I just have this site of an 80 year ol...Hillarious! I just have this site of an 80 year old woman at the beach who strangely had a few tats ... man, had they sagged! Not a pretty site.<BR/><BR/>Instead get a few tattoo t-shirts and realise that many people who want tats also like to change their minds ... so you don't have to pick one and you don't have to scar your skin... that way you can be cool and stick to your faith / beliefs / Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11211639.post-1157419283972030282006-09-04T21:21:00.000-04:002006-09-04T21:21:00.000-04:00Riley: I don't like those Melina Mercouri glasses....Riley: <I>I don't like those Melina Mercouri glasses.</I><BR/><BR/>Were you thinking of Greek singer Nana Mouskouri, who made smallish heavy-framed rectangular glasses her trademark?Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11211639.post-1156855939141244292006-08-29T08:52:00.000-04:002006-08-29T08:52:00.000-04:00I suddenly feel ill. Not because I have two tatto...I suddenly feel ill. Not because I have two tattoos but because fucking Bobo is *my* age. That hurts. I assumed he was Riley's age.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11211639.post-1156807768333037682006-08-28T19:29:00.000-04:002006-08-28T19:29:00.000-04:00I have this secret dream that someday Mr. Brooks a...I have this secret dream that someday Mr. Brooks and Mr. Riley will trade places someday. Bobo will be relegated to the fringes of the blogosphere, where he will rant about the kids these days and the music they listen to and their baggy pants. Doghouse will go on to write prize-winning columns in the New York Times and hobknob with the cocktail crowd.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11211639.post-1156799353362717092006-08-28T17:09:00.000-04:002006-08-28T17:09:00.000-04:00In society David Brooks is careful not to cause of...<I> In society David Brooks is careful not to cause offense, however inadvertently, by making a chance remark of the sort of thing he puts in his column every week?</I><BR/><BR/>Um, have I told you already in the last week or so that I love you? Probably. It stands. Day by day, it grows.<BR/><BR/>Brooks, on the other hand. Jesus. This really is the editorial equivalent of "You kids, get off my Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11211639.post-1156797436365415132006-08-28T16:37:00.000-04:002006-08-28T16:37:00.000-04:00btw, brooks is jewish. and somewhere in the torah,...btw, brooks is jewish. and somewhere in the torah, or the first five books of the old testament for you gentiles, jews are forbidden to get tattoos.T.H.https://www.blogger.com/profile/10118736826323475876noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11211639.post-1156784987270246132006-08-28T13:09:00.001-04:002006-08-28T13:09:00.001-04:00So, if Brooks doesn't like tattoos, DON'T FUCKING ...So, if Brooks doesn't like tattoos, DON'T FUCKING GET ONE! Otherwise, STFU...<BR/><BR/>BTW, I don't have any either...Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11211639.post-1156784950053765572006-08-28T13:09:00.000-04:002006-08-28T13:09:00.000-04:00The only thing that makes cringing over Bobo's nat...The only thing that makes cringing over Bobo's natterings in the Times bearable is knowing that I can come here and have them split open with a gaping Y incision and dissected. Don't ever stop (unless, of course, Bobo does...). And JP is right — how did someone so young get so pompous and constipated??Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11211639.post-1156783358464822822006-08-28T12:42:00.000-04:002006-08-28T12:42:00.000-04:00Jeeezus, 1961? I can't believe this pantywaist fu...Jeeezus, 1961? I can't believe this pantywaist fuckwit is actually YOUNGER than me.<BR/><BR/>What. A. Tool.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.com