tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11211639.post2993062853973545268..comments2024-02-21T12:11:32.886-05:00Comments on Bats Left/Throws Right: Sports Rap With Da DawgJames Briggs Stratton "Doghouse" Rileyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05378802364709433791noreply@blogger.comBlogger6125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11211639.post-28005539660906121622010-01-26T17:46:05.514-05:002010-01-26T17:46:05.514-05:00Fond memories of a winter spent at Fort Ben H - my...Fond memories of a winter spent at Fort Ben H - my first glimpse of the War Memorial, and the immediate thought: "Town With the Universe's Biggest Hard-On for Army Surplus."Augustus Mullinernoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11211639.post-83491780315475636672010-01-26T11:35:17.361-05:002010-01-26T11:35:17.361-05:00We New Orleanians did not approve of the awful ren...We New Orleanians did not approve of the awful rendition of that stupid song. Wynton Marsalis and Harry Connick Jr. must have been busy. America (Ray Charles version) should be the national anthem.Ikonoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11211639.post-67112989391149591742010-01-25T22:53:15.124-05:002010-01-25T22:53:15.124-05:00On the way to pick up provisions before the games ...On the way to pick up provisions before the games yesterday, I foolishly tuned to the sports radio geniuses discussing the impending Colts-Jets game.<br /><br />Host Genius was interviewing Guest Genius, a Sports Radio "Personality" from Indy. His learned [read: bizarrely inductive] argument was that "hey, we have the Indy 500, so we know something about fast defenses around here.Sator Arepohttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00006808744513156317noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11211639.post-62069639119585678532010-01-25T17:58:06.329-05:002010-01-25T17:58:06.329-05:00Mr. Manning is fun to watch.Mr. Manning is fun to watch.Jaye Ramsey Sutterhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05866341038412407027noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11211639.post-89462508905866017712010-01-25T14:33:01.509-05:002010-01-25T14:33:01.509-05:00I'd have to guess that the odds are against th...I'd have to guess that the odds are against the phrase "beatific plerophory" ever having appeared in an essay on sports, anywhere in the universe. I'd bet on it.R. Porrofattonoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11211639.post-75433433723165883962010-01-25T12:39:24.455-05:002010-01-25T12:39:24.455-05:00If I visit your town for the Final Four I will do ...If I visit your town for the Final Four I will do my best to ask any microphone holder who buttonholes me "Where are the attractive hookers?" or "Is that stench coming from the stockyards or did you forget your Beano this morning?" or "Where can I get a life-sized Mitch Daniels statue for my front yard?" or "I think your fair city is nicer than Beirut, except Uncle Omarnoreply@blogger.com