tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11211639.post340490815013605370..comments2024-02-21T12:11:32.886-05:00Comments on Bats Left/Throws Right: Everything Newt Is Old AgainJames Briggs Stratton "Doghouse" Rileyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05378802364709433791noreply@blogger.comBlogger9125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11211639.post-27485594586824807932007-10-07T12:54:00.000-04:002007-10-07T12:54:00.000-04:00Newtie just couldn't bear to part company with wha...<I>Newtie just couldn't bear to part company with whatever new tax-exempt scam he's running these days, Renew America or Restore America or Retrofit America (it's no coincidence these things always sound like some sketchy remodeling operation with a rural route address and a clip-art eagle for a logo). </I><BR/><BR/>Boy, Riley, this will have me giggling for weeks. That's Newt in a nutshell, all Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11211639.post-49742162628341656682007-10-03T11:32:00.000-04:002007-10-03T11:32:00.000-04:00Well done. I agree that Newt's pre-emptive retreat...Well done. I agree that Newt's pre-emptive retreat is sad. I'm especially fond of the verbal tics that make him sound like a corporate consultant shilling a "broad range of Conservative Services." In his pitch, Change is always fundamental and profound, poll results favorable to Republicans are always substantial and significant, liberal policies are always failed, conservative policies are Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11211639.post-57417961525975062752007-10-02T22:28:00.000-04:002007-10-02T22:28:00.000-04:00You missed, lucky you, hearing Newt opining on PRI...You missed, lucky you, hearing Newt opining on PRI's <I>Marketplace</I> a few weeks back on US healthcare. Tax credits, blah, blah, blah, consumer choice, wank, wank, wank. He didn't quite say that Americans deserve the best health care they can individually afford, but that was the message. It's a good thing I always hear that stuff in the car, otherwise my loud imprecations would disturb theAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11211639.post-56377085524527997102007-10-02T21:39:00.000-04:002007-10-02T21:39:00.000-04:00I think Newt's been running for V.P. like Forrest ...I think Newt's been running for V.P. like Forrest Gump ran for Jen-ny.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11211639.post-82340994771177245682007-10-02T20:41:00.000-04:002007-10-02T20:41:00.000-04:00Thanks, cap'n!(slapping myself)Thanks, cap'n!<BR/><BR/>(slapping myself)Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11211639.post-83397095635729362662007-10-02T20:15:00.000-04:002007-10-02T20:15:00.000-04:00pledge of allegiancepledge of allegianceAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11211639.post-65750520664080355832007-10-02T20:10:00.000-04:002007-10-02T20:10:00.000-04:00I tried googling Plejullejunts and the one and onl...I tried googling Plejullejunts and the one and only link led me somewhere oddly familiar. So I guess I gotta ask:<BR/><BR/>What in the hell is a Plejullejunt?<BR/><BR/>Oh, and what d. sidhe said...Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11211639.post-2657169213133034322007-10-02T17:57:00.000-04:002007-10-02T17:57:00.000-04:00That picture of Newt gets me every time.It's like ...That picture of Newt gets me every time.<BR/><BR/>It's like it's an illustration of the Creature beneath the skin.<BR/><BR/>And ever since Thompson, the Tommy dropped out of the race, I've been hoping Newt would jump in.zombie rotten mcdonaldhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10601960953323752278noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11211639.post-60797447444051158522007-10-02T16:21:00.000-04:002007-10-02T16:21:00.000-04:00If you're gonna keep doing this sort of thing, Dog...If you're gonna keep doing this sort of thing, Doghouse, give us an amazon wishlist or something. I feel like I owe you for the literary entertainment alone. <BR/><BR/>Also, what's up with the neon green howler monkey?D. Sidhehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14810866162936064310noreply@blogger.com