tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11211639.post3444236116706111436..comments2024-02-21T12:11:32.886-05:00Comments on Bats Left/Throws Right: Wait, That's It?James Briggs Stratton "Doghouse" Rileyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05378802364709433791noreply@blogger.comBlogger8125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11211639.post-26232671800618689792007-12-13T14:55:00.000-05:002007-12-13T14:55:00.000-05:00Damn, DH, I just about suffocated myself trying to...Damn, DH, I just about suffocated myself trying to suppress laughs in my cubicle to avoid an embarrassing discussion with my colleagues about what the hell I'm doing reading your blog on company time. You are normally very, very good - but this one was exceptional.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11211639.post-31978940205006169392007-12-07T22:12:00.000-05:002007-12-07T22:12:00.000-05:00Ooh, we're all gonna play a symphony of faith? Goo...Ooh, we're all gonna play a symphony of faith? Goodie!! Can I play the klaxon? Can I, can I? Really loud and throughout the whole damn thing? I'm an atheist, after all, and that's we do. I'm fond of the European type, with the wee-wah sound.<BR/><BR/>What a rat our Willard is. He'll hire anyone but Muslims, especially for his Cabinet because there aren't enough of them here to warrant a spot. <BRAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11211639.post-43167760288139314582007-12-07T21:26:00.000-05:002007-12-07T21:26:00.000-05:00I mean, Christ, these guys can't avoid saying "Som...<I>I mean, Christ, these guys can't avoid saying "Some of my best friends are Negroes" <B>even when they're the Negro.</B></I><BR/><BR/><BR/>Perfect.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11211639.post-91767592732744941932007-12-07T16:10:00.000-05:002007-12-07T16:10:00.000-05:00If he pinky-swear promises to wear a Pope hat and ...If he pinky-swear promises to wear a Pope hat and take peyote, I will absolutely vote for him.Kathy Rogershttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02980621565856010779noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11211639.post-44112538566851302972007-12-07T15:04:00.000-05:002007-12-07T15:04:00.000-05:00I love that last paragraph.Thanks for that, DH. y...I love that last paragraph.<BR/><BR/>Thanks for that, DH. you rock.zombie rotten mcdonaldhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10601960953323752278noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11211639.post-55618553726366392992007-12-07T13:14:00.000-05:002007-12-07T13:14:00.000-05:00oops, that should have been Charlie Rising Sunoops, that should have been Charlie Rising SunJames Stripeshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13437334325501974461noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11211639.post-88414733668868823682007-12-07T13:11:00.000-05:002007-12-07T13:11:00.000-05:00Me thinks we're gonna hear quite a bit more about ...Me thinks we're gonna hear quite a bit more about this "sym<I>phony</I> of faith." Of course, one immediately wonders whether they're just the instruments for the Mormon Tabernacle Choir, and why the drums all sound xtian--even though American Indians drum better--and why the Baptists own the flute section (while R. Carlos Nakai, Robert Mirabel, Mary Youngblood, Lana Chapel, Kevin Locke, and James Stripeshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13437334325501974461noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11211639.post-37046247334413967882007-12-07T13:06:00.000-05:002007-12-07T13:06:00.000-05:00First: As President, I'll wear a Pope hat and take...First: <I>As President, I'll wear a Pope hat and take peyote. </I><BR/><BR/>Good one on you, DH! It is to laugh...<BR/><BR/>Two: "We" are not supposed to listen to this; it's just pandering to the voters, <I>(shudder)</I> standing there in the rain, looking up to heaven, open mouths, eager to receive mild assurance that they may continue with their own senseless blatherings about finding heydavehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15509102502417886790noreply@blogger.com