Monday, November 14

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The War on Christmas Just Got Hotter...

A Lot Hotter!




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6 comments:

  1. "Oh, come all ye faithful!"
    --The Wett Spott


    Oh, FINE. I can think of something to tell the kid when she asks me why I aspirated diet coke.

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  2. Anonymous10:17 AM EST

    Dear Penthouse Forum:

    I'm the CEO of a major Northern toy manufacturing and distribution concern. I never thought I'd be writing you, but last Christmas Eve, while Dasher and the boys cooled their hooves on the roof of the Tri-Delt house, I found out there was more than milk and cookies waiting inside for this jolly fat man...

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  3. Anonymous11:55 AM EST

    You're a sick man, Riley.
    It's one of the things I like about you.

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  4. Anonymous6:49 PM EST

    Well, my Christmas shopping is complete now!

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  5. Anonymous8:30 PM EST

    As a Christmasian, I applaud this blog for supporting my most sacred holiday of the year, and for honoring its god, Santa. I just hope there's a section containing some of the letters which Santa has received. For instance, the one where Bill O'Reilly asks Santa for a new loofah, and tells the jolly old elf how he plans to use it.

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  6. Anonymous5:52 AM EST

    thank you, doghouse, for putting the XXX in XXXmas!

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