Thursday, March 16

Contest

Quirky Cons [Jonah Goldberg 03/15 01:40 PM ]
Quirkiness is good. Quirkiness is valuable. Quirkiness is fun. Why, right now I'm wearing a very quirky hat.

I say Jonah has discovered those ironic trucker hats all the kids are wearin', and his is brown and orange, with white mesh side panels, and reads "Eat More Possum." My wife votes snood. Anybody else?

13 comments:

R.Porrofatto said...

Do-rag. Because only a Jonah Goldberg would call it "a quirky hat."

D. Sidhe said...

I'm guessing it's a gimme cap that says "Beaver Patrol". Or, I suppose it could be a deerstalker.
"Quirky" is a fine word, but when guys like Jonah use it, I just know they're being bitter because they can't say "queer" anymore, despite the fact that they never would have anyway.

For the record: my verification word is "uuvuzla", which would also make an excellent slogan on a quirky hat.

patrick said...

It's his ass.

KathyR said...

I think he's just spelled "jerk" wrong.

Mo MacArbie said...

Lampshade.

Cheryl said...

Full body condom. For OUR protection.

Stephen Stralka said...

An army helmet. Just for fun.

jackd said...

I vote for a hennin.

Ann Bartow said...

A fez.

Pete said...

Tiara.

harry near indy said...

a hat just like minnie pearl used to wear on stage at the grand old opry -- with the price tag proudly dangling.

Bill S said...

One of those helmuts with the beer cans on the sides and the little straw.(whatever they're called.) Only instead of beer, Yoo-hoo.

Pepper said...

My "ironic trucker hat" says "PLOOF TRUCKING COMPANY." Only it's not ironic because a trucker gave it to me when I was working at a truck stop.

I'm with you. His hat says "VON DUTCH." I hate him more.