I don't presume to tell you your business. Maybe the demo for thoroughbred racing skews Suburban Pretentious, or it eyeballs Patrician, or however it is you guys talk. Still, if it's not asking too much, would it be possible to explain to your field reporters, or tossers, or whatever you call them that citizens of the Commonwealth of Kentucky are not subjects of the fucking Queen of England? Or that they are not obligated to wait until spoken to before they speak?
Otherwise, wouldn't it be a good idea if, sometime in your fourteen hours of pre-race coverage, which included a total of three two-minute sporting competitions, you found the time to squeeze in a Proper Way To Curtsey piece?