Tuesday, August 28

Republicans I Pledge To Work With

• Abe Lincoln

• Teddy Roosevelt

• Manuel Azaña Díaz

WHILE we're on the subject, I'd like to remind any Democratic Presidential candidates who are considering announcing similar lists that some of us are old enough to have cast one or more hopeful votes for centrist Democrats, and to have witnessed, as respective results, 1) the consolidation of Bircher control of the Republican party and 2) that whole shebang hurtling into the most colossal example of mass mental derangement since the Cultural Revolution, resulting in, variously, Presidential impeachment over a blow job, a Supreme Court decision that, given the political makeup of the Supreme Court, voters of the opposite persuasion had no right to expect their votes to count (offer void if conditions reversed), the lapdog press, President Moron, Vice President Ripper, and the spectacle of critter-pated spokescreatures for the Party of Patriotism sliming the service, heroism, even, of a Presidential candidate because they didn't like his politics.

We might therefore suggest that "working with Tom Coburn" is something best left to the mental health profession, and that the Senior Sinecured Senator from Indiana, the respected foreign policy voice whose career spans respected foreign policy decisions from Vietnam to Iraq, can be counted on to spare no public vapidity while voting with the extremist "wing" of his party 8 out of 10 times. One need not "find a way" to work with Lugar, or Warner, except perhaps in a Cloakroom sense; just stick your net out downstream and wait for them to float by on the current. For the rest, a quick skimming should do the trick, just after dynamiting the pond.

5 comments:

D. Sidhe said...

A-fucking-men.

Aaron said...

You know, between Obama vowing to "work with" these guys and Clinton giving her thumbs-up to kicking out Maliki, I'm getting incresingly depressed about the odds of the next President, whoever it turns out to be, doing much of anything that needs doing. I'm waiting for Edwards to put his foot in it next.

Houston said...

In my youth back in the 60s in Texas, we were fighting the John Birch Society (literally and figuratively) for control of the Republican Party.

We lost.

Poicephalus said...

A housekeeping note,
I loved the Meerkat sunning, but Ronnie McD getting a bobber is better.

Al in Portland said...

How about we ask the Republicans to start working with US instead of the other way around? When was the last time they ever did that?