Sunday, December 18

Just One Hitch

I'M NOT big on encomia--some of you may've already tumbled to that--but I think the recently deceased should, for the most part, be treated with decency or silence, unless the goddam procession takes longer than the worms do to do their work, à al Reagan. Just try to keep the poppy juice at reasonable levels. You don't need to black out to have a good time, kids.

So Hitchens, fine. A sharp and interesting mind, muscular prose. He lent his pen too often to a sadistic schoolmaster, who, increasingly as years went by, was slow to return it.

I confess, though, that I don't quite understand why the man received such praise in the snark dens of left blog comments; so he thought Nixon was a psychopath, and Kissinger a war criminal, and Reagan an idiot, and that Bojaxhiu woman a tiny religious sadist. So what else is new? If we lived in a sane world Brian Fucking Williams would spit after he mentioned any of 'em.

[Speaking of religious swindles, Douthat mounts his secular pulpit this Lord's Day to eulogize Hitchens as the Elect's Sort of Atheist, since the entire Christian world (except for a few ugly blog commenters, included not to echo Hitchens' own delight in the hypocrisy, but to underline how reasonable Douthat and all the other real Christians are, so long as the cost is negligible) apparently heard in Hitchens' public atheism a desperate cry for Conversion. Not like that awful Dawkins fellow. At least all Baptists and Papists, the Alpha and Omega of Douthat's personal religious vision, do. One is tempted, of course, to ask whether it isn't really the other way 'round, whether it's not just that Catholics who have come to grips with the 19th century appreciated Hitchens doing their dirty work as regards "Mother Teresa" and the rest of the embarrassing Jesus-on-a-Taco, Weeping Mary on a Hollow Tree bosh their own corrupt hierarchy won't do anything about. (Sorta like Douthat's relationship to the Republican party in that sense, innit?) As to why this sort of thing--speculation about the Eternal Destination of the author of The Missionary Position--is prime New York Times real estate in 2011 C.E., well, as always, you'd have to ask them.]

We were, of course, supposed to believe the same thing about the Neocons in 2001, even if their embrace of a still-breathing-and-swilling Hitchens was more reminiscent of the hug some do-gooder suburban housewife gives a reeking bum on a soupline while the news cameras roll.

Iraq was the clear line, crossed freely, for which Hitchens can never be forgiven.

The drumbeat to that war had three sorts of public supporters: American rightists and "centrists" who'd spent the previous thirty years trying to reinstate, incrementally, American military hegemony; Reagantots who didn't remember Vietnam, but had learned its lessons from postwar bullshit, every Tom, Dick, and Harry named Marshall, Drum, or Yglesias; and Christopher Hitchens.

It is, simply, outside the realm of possibilities that someone who understood exactly what America was up to in Southeast Asia from 1946-1975, or who saw the enormity of the what the Right got up to in Central America under Reagan, could have imagined the United States as the savior of Western Civilization in Mesopotamia or anywhere else. I kept reading Hitchens. I did. I kept waiting for the fever to break. Or at least for an argument that rose to the level of argument. It just got worse. That he supported the war in the transparently phony run-up was inexplicable; that he continued to do so after it had cost tens of thousands of innocent Iraqi lives was inexcusable.

I dunno. It's hard for me to imagine what happened to Hitchens and not think of other monumental ethical collapses of post-Reagan America. We can't trust sports records, we can't expect politicians to regard truth as truth, we can't keep shit out of our hamburger. And we couldn't keep a Euro-Trot from turning into a careerist teevee personality arguing monotheism with Ross Douthat. In some ways it seems the worst failure of all.

11 comments:

Linkmeister said...

A-freakin'-men<.

ifthethunderdontgetya™³²®© said...

What you and Thers said.
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zombie rotten mcdonald said...

At whiskey fire, I asked how long befoer the religiosos started claiming deathbed conversion for Hitchens.

So I guess it's two days?

Deggjr said...

Thank you, I wondered about all the adulation. Some ill-tempered guy also criticized Jerry Falwell to Sean Hannity. OK, but any and all of the mourners should be able to do that as well.

Anonymous said...

Not looking to make excuses, but I wonder how much his alcoholism contributed to his bloodlust. Hitchens got stupid and nasty in that last decade, and he was little more than a particularly articulate version of the drunk at the end of the bar.

Ben said...

I haven't read anything on the blogosphere as good as that last paragraph in awhile.

El Manquécito said...

I really enjoyed his literary criticism, he was astonishingly well-read and an incisive analyst. You're right though, the Iraq war was an uncrossable line and he crossed it with gusto.

prairie curmudgeon said...

As Iraq goes, we dumped one strongman only to have another emerge on the same day we leave. How predictable was that? Yeah, we got Saddam alright. He got out of the hole from which we may never emerge. Call it Saddam's revenge -- his weapons of mass destruction turned out to be us.

nanute said...

I think Sandwichman has a good take:Not since Elizabeth Taylor or Michael Jackson have we seen such a torrent of obituary (& some obitchuary). But for a whiskey-swilling, tobacco-stained scribbler? Who knew Christopher Hitchens was a celebrity of the first rank? Although the Sandwichman never drank with Hitchens, he can say with documented certainty that he drank with someone who has. But who can't?.....http://ecologicalheadstand.blogspot.com/2011/12/coming-unhitched.html

scripto said...

Some Kurds took him out for cocktails and he came back with a nifty lapel pin and a desire to avenge his drinking buddies. Could happen to anyone. I'm going to miss him.

Iko said...

Thank you, Mr. Riley. My thoughts exactly. Wish I could've expressed them so well. Uncrossable line, indeed. Hithchens' brain damage regarding Iraq forever tarnished his brilliance on other matters.