So, c'mon Thalidomide babies. Raise your hands for Grünenthal.
You citizens of Bophal, stand up for Union Carbide.
Kids! Yell and scream for Dow Chemical!
Americans of African descent, don't turn your backs on your economic masters.
Don't be a shut-in, Triangle Shirwaist workers! Come on down and join the parade!
Light a candle, Ford Pinto owners!
In fact, everybody. From Love Canal
to the Gulf of Mexico.
From Prince William Sound
to Centralia, PA.
Hell, let's teach the world to sing. From Portsall Rocks
Let's raise a glass of wine and propylene glycol to our betters, to the people who don't mind if we draw oxygen provided it's not too inconvenient and they don't have to watch. Let us sit down to the traditional meal of Bon Vivant ™ Vichyssoise, Pink Slime burgers, Wright County™ Egg Salad, and Thousand Year Old Twinkies. And give thanks that fully one of those items is a joke.