Dear Lord, It's Worse Than I Ever Imagined, Vol. CDLXXXII

Manohla Dargis:

But come on — Billy Crystal!? The Academy would have done a lot better to go with someone like Madonna for host or producer, someone, you know, who at least knows how to put on a big show, retains some cultural currency and can bring the polymorphously perverse to the Super Bowl.

PLEASE…what th' fuck has happened?

(By the way, Ms Dargis: I know a thing or two about polymorphous perversity. That, if anything, was monomorphic perversity.)