Just as the unfortunate events of 2005 revived Randy Newman's "Louisiana 1927" [from Good Old Boys (1974), the first gift I ever gave the woman who was to become my Poor Wife], so should '06 bring back "Mr. President":
Maybe you've cheated,
Maybe you've lied.
Maybe you have lost your mind.
Maybe you only think about yourself.
Too late to run.
Too late to hide, now.
The time has come for us to say goodbye now.
Mr. President, have pity on the working man.