2) Speaking of Chris Christie, he is frequently mentioned as a possible running mate for Republican candidate Mitt Romney. Would this be a good time to make "shoveling snow" one of the duties of the Vice President?
3) Eight years after Mitch Daniels elevated Legislative back-marker Becky "GED" Skillman to prominence as his running mate, designated successor Mike Pence has tapped freshwomyn Representative Sue Ellspermann as his Lt. Governor. What chronic, debilitating, but symptomless diseases are left for her to contract so Republicans can run another man in 2016?