It's occurred to us at BLTR that if 21st Century philistines can critique the arts as though the last 150 years were just a dream, it's only fair that previous generations ought to get a similar opportunity. We're hoping to contact Steve Allen, whose bit this really is, except with him it was amazingly successful.
Up first, Basho reviews Guernica.
Pale moonlight falls as
Disembodied creatures scream--
I give it five stars.