Monday, November 14

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The War on Christmas Just Got Hotter...

A Lot Hotter!




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6 comments:

julia said...

"Oh, come all ye faithful!"
--The Wett Spott


Oh, FINE. I can think of something to tell the kid when she asks me why I aspirated diet coke.

corndog said...

Dear Penthouse Forum:

I'm the CEO of a major Northern toy manufacturing and distribution concern. I never thought I'd be writing you, but last Christmas Eve, while Dasher and the boys cooled their hooves on the roof of the Tri-Delt house, I found out there was more than milk and cookies waiting inside for this jolly fat man...

D. Sidhe said...

You're a sick man, Riley.
It's one of the things I like about you.

Cynthia said...

Well, my Christmas shopping is complete now!

s.z. said...

As a Christmasian, I applaud this blog for supporting my most sacred holiday of the year, and for honoring its god, Santa. I just hope there's a section containing some of the letters which Santa has received. For instance, the one where Bill O'Reilly asks Santa for a new loofah, and tells the jolly old elf how he plans to use it.

harry near indy said...

thank you, doghouse, for putting the XXX in XXXmas!