Wall To Wall

All I have to say is if you have recently lost a religious leader and are now enduring a week's worth of coverage by that turnip truck Cary Grant, Bill Hemmer, a man with all the gravitas of a cartoon chipmunk, backed in the studio by the over-caffeinated Soledad O'Brien and the terminally graceless Daryn Kagan (who I swear that back when she was a sportscaster, in the days when I had no idea about her political inclinations or taste in beards, still gave the distinct impression that she couldn't wait to get back to her dressing room to continue pulling the wings off flies), you have my deepest sympathy.