"Mosh Pit Meets Sandbox", Times, February 25
I mean, don't today's much-discussed [sic] hipster parents notice that their claims to rebellious individuality are undercut by the fact that they are fascistically turning their children into miniature reproductions of their hipper-than-thou selves? Don't they observe that with their inevitable hummus snacks, their pastel-free wardrobes...
Oooh, you can just tell that last bit there came from the heart.
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Only terrorists have pastel-free wardrobes. That's how you can spot them.
...by the way, has anyone seen my white belt and shoes?
Dude. My family consists almost universally of fuckups, and *I* came out with fewer issues than Brooks has. Someone's gathering himself for a leap off of "My Domineering Mother And Wimpy Father Made Me Gay" cliff, you can tell.
He types "sandbox"; I see "catbox".
I was wondering what you would say about this...
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