PW (amative): Honey, remember when we used to "fug" out on the deck in summer?
Coming home from the Mall (new refrigerator, Kenmore, French doors, stainless) on another unannounced Drive Like A Moron Day, we get in the middle left turn lane behind a guy who then decides it's time to stop as soon as he's through the light and wait for traffic (considerable) to clear so he can get in the right-hand lane.
Me: God-truster (new shorthand for bad driving based on Indiana's "In God We Trust" plate).
Me: Naw, they were from out of state.
We pull alongside at the next light.
PW: Missouri. (Mock rolling down window) "Fug" Harry Truman!