Saturday, May 21

True, Being A Wiseass Doesn't Pay In Money, Vol. XLVII

SPEEDING geriatric bicyclist Riley while racing past two teams of Seventh Day Adventist doorknockers on his block this AM:

"You guys still here?"

10 comments:

heydave said...

Steal that, i will.

ifthethunderdontgetya™³²®© said...

You'll all be sorry!

*shakes (fire-breathing) fists*
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Anonymous said...

HEY, MR DOGHOUSE, SIR !!!

Good news. Mitch Daniels is not running for President, he says his wife won't let him.

Suezboo

R. Porrofatto said...

Over the last year and a half, a large and diverse group of people have suggested to me an idea that I never otherwise would have considered, that I run for President.

The Lil' Mitchkin starts lyin' in the very first line of his "I loves America, but I loves my woman mo'" blues.

Let the evisceration begin in 5...4...3...

Anonymous said...

Do you think The Star could slobber over that guy more than they do? Gag me!

Having said that, I can't wait to hear your take.

Brendan said...

Great moment, great line.

I have to admit I came over here first to see if you had any immediate reaction to the news of the Bantam unMenacing.

Julia Grey said...

"The women's caucus" has the ultimate voting power in his family, sez Mitch. And he has no veto.

The "WOMEN'S CAUCUS"?

Why did you choose to put it that way, Mitch? Did you figure it was a clever little something to which all the legions of poor henpecked men in this country can relate?

Oh, tee hee. You so funny! :: slaps Mitch's arm playfully ::

Clearly the man has the political instincts of a steamed clam. We coulda beat him into cocktail sauce with a length of 10-pound test line.

heydave said...

Alas, wee Mitch.
We hardly knew ye.

Anonymous said...

Daniels perhaps waited to see if he'd get raptured away...condolences to those of you who will continue to endure his "leadership".

Veritas78 said...

Okay, so now I'm thinking he actually has been cheating on his wife and that's there's something potentially viral out there.
Because he could have been like Reagan in '76: taken one for the team, lose to Obama, then storm back in 2016 as the front-runner. (Okay, sprinkle back. Spritz back?)