Thursday, September 8

Public Service Announcement

Hi. I'm the late sports tout Jimmy "The Greek" Snyder. You know, I'll bet you've heard of the Department of Homeland Security, but maybe you aren't aware of everything they're doing for you. Well, many of us here on The Other Side have been wondering the same thing, and if half of what I've been hearing from some of our new arrivals is true, there's plenty of good reasons for that. So take a tip from "The Greek": God gave you legs for a reason, and in His Infinite Wisdom he matched up many of the poorer of you with an especially fine set. So remember, the next time you hear a hurricane warning, the surest bet is run like hell.

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