Hi, ladies, I'm Tommy the Firefighter. Y'know, this posing stuff is just for charity. I'm more than just a piece of beefcake. In fact, I'm a skilled first responder and an emergency paramedic. Right now I'm working with FEMA on the aftermath of Hurricane Katrina. Here, have a leaflet. Really, take two. I think there's a coupon on the back for a free salad bar or something.