Tuesday, November 20

My Xmas Shopping Is Complete--And Before Black Friday!

Hillary Clinton Nutcrackers for everybody!


yellojkt said...

I want the extra big Ball Buster version.

heydave said...

What about the dildo shaped like Mitt/Rudy/Freddie?

billy pilgrim said...

Actually, the Mitt/Rudy/Freddie item should be a butt plug.

The Hillary thing kind of sums up the Republican fear, doesn't it?

Anonymous said...

Is it my imagination, or does that image of Hillary resemble Bill more than Hillary usually does?

Ah marketing...where is thy sting, etc etc.

yellojkt said...

I bet the Obamabrator would be a huge seller.

Grace Nearing said...

Made in China. Check for lead paint. Seriously.

Anyway, Tucker Carlson went all freaky when he first saw the Hillary nutcracker. This is from Media Matters:

On the July 16 edition of MSNBC's Tucker, discussing presidential candidate Sen. Hillary Rodham Clinton (D-NY), producer Willie Geist described a Clinton doll being advertised at the website HillaryNutcracker.com that features "serrated stainless steel thighs that, well, crack nuts," according to Geist. He introduced the story by saying, "I think the metaphor in this next story, Tucker, is pretty clear. So I will just report the straight facts."

He later asked, "What do you think they're saying about Hillary?" Host Tucker Carlson replied, "I have often said, when she comes on television, I involuntarily cross my legs."

Could be why his parents named him Tucker.