Monday, December 11

Sorry, You're Caller Number Six, But Thanks For Playing Our Game

ISG must stand for, uh, Inane Strategy Guesswork

December 10, 2006
BY MARK STEYN Sun-Times Columnist

Well, the ISG -- the Illustrious Seniors' Group...

Okay, uh, like, enough with the Depends jokes, already; it already sounds like we've stayed at Open Mike Night an hour and a half too long. The oldest member, William Perry, is about the same age Reagan was when he left the presidency, and Don Rumsfeld, the guy who was in charge of Iraq until recently (in case you'd forgotten) is at roughly the median age for the group, and you've still got dirt on your pantsleg from showing those two your appreciation.

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

Off topic, but...Bruce Tinsley is a HOOSIER?

Claude Akins I can see. Booth Tarkinton, Eugene Debs, John Dillinger. All perfectly defensible. But BRUCE (DULLARD FILLMORE) TINSLEY??

If he has to get drunk just to live there, how polluted do you have to get to live next to him?