Runaway bride enters treatment program
By Charles Odum
May 10, 2005 | Atlanta -- Runaway bride Jennifer Wilbanks has checked herself into an inpatient medical treatment program to deal with “physical and mental issues” that drove her to skip town just days before her wedding, a spokesman for her family's church said Tuesday.
Which puts the over/under on her appearance with Barbara Walters or Diane Sawyer at four weeks.
Book deal: signed before she is "released". My guess, she'll be staring at you when you walk in Barnes & Noble sometime in July.
Last tattered remnants of celebrity and dignity swapped for slot on reality program: November sweeps. Maybe February. I'm can't be as accurate as the weatherman, y'know.
Go ahead, prove me wrong, Jen. Please.