Thursday, January 18

I Dunno. Why Don't You Bring Him In and We'll Ask Him?

"Ask a simple question: if the US withdraws, does it make Osama bin-Laden happy or sad?"

-Tony Snow to John Gibson, FAUX News

5 comments:

R.Porrofatto said...

Pity they didn't ask the same question about invading Iraq in the first place.

Of course, making life-and-death foreign policy decisions on account of whom they make sad or happy is embarrassing as hell. Can you believe this guy is the Press Secretary for the most powerful man on earth (the latter fact being a casus depressi worldwide).

heydave said...

Tony Snow follows the path of all the other ones: we know what you are, we're just negotiating a price.

Roxanne said...

More like "Why don't you let him out of that Seacaucus Motel 6 ya been keeping him in?"

Houston said...

I like him more than the last guy. The last guy sounded whiney when he lied. Snow lies with elan. It's obvious that he's a professional. He knows he's lying and he knows no one believes him, which somehow creates the perfect set-up for him to fabricate. He was not my first choice for the position, however. I was holding out for Bagdad Bob.

D. Sidhe said...

This is why I love you.