Thursday, March 16

Contest

Quirky Cons [Jonah Goldberg 03/15 01:40 PM ]
Quirkiness is good. Quirkiness is valuable. Quirkiness is fun. Why, right now I'm wearing a very quirky hat.

I say Jonah has discovered those ironic trucker hats all the kids are wearin', and his is brown and orange, with white mesh side panels, and reads "Eat More Possum." My wife votes snood. Anybody else?

11 comments:

Anonymous said...

Do-rag. Because only a Jonah Goldberg would call it "a quirky hat."

Anonymous said...

I'm guessing it's a gimme cap that says "Beaver Patrol". Or, I suppose it could be a deerstalker.
"Quirky" is a fine word, but when guys like Jonah use it, I just know they're being bitter because they can't say "queer" anymore, despite the fact that they never would have anyway.

For the record: my verification word is "uuvuzla", which would also make an excellent slogan on a quirky hat.

Anonymous said...

It's his ass.

Anonymous said...

I think he's just spelled "jerk" wrong.

Anonymous said...

Full body condom. For OUR protection.

Anonymous said...

An army helmet. Just for fun.

Anonymous said...

I vote for a hennin.

Anonymous said...

Tiara.

T.H. said...

a hat just like minnie pearl used to wear on stage at the grand old opry -- with the price tag proudly dangling.

Anonymous said...

One of those helmuts with the beer cans on the sides and the little straw.(whatever they're called.) Only instead of beer, Yoo-hoo.

Anonymous said...

My "ironic trucker hat" says "PLOOF TRUCKING COMPANY." Only it's not ironic because a trucker gave it to me when I was working at a truck stop.

I'm with you. His hat says "VON DUTCH." I hate him more.