Tuesday, February 7

Happy Birthday


Phil Soltanek born February 7, 1956

"I was walking across a bridge one day, and I saw a man standing on the edge, about to jump off. So I ran over and said "Stop! Don't do it!" "Why shouldn't I?" he said. "Well, there's so much to live for!" "Like what?" "Well... are you religious?" He said yes. I said, "Me too! Are you Christian or Buddhist?" "Christian." "Me too! Are you Catholic or Protestant ? "Protestant." "Me too! Are you Episcopalian or Baptist?" "Baptist" "Wow! Me too! Are you Baptist Church of God or Baptist Church of the Lord?" "Baptist Church of God!" "Me too! Are you original Baptist Church of God, or are you reformed Baptist Church of God?" "Reformed Baptist Church of God!" "Me too! Are you Reformed Baptist Church of God, reformation of 1879, or Reformed Baptist Church of God, reformation of 1915?" He said, "Reformed Baptist Church of God, reformation of 1915!" I said, "Die, heretic scum", and pushed him off. "

6 comments:

norbizness said...

I like to pretend that the emocore musical movement plays his brilliant comic riffs over a pulsing techno beat, rather than being a bunch of no-soul grad school whiners.

John Ferguson said...

Listening to Emo is like hearing the sound the ding an sich makes when it snogs a patootie.

Vitamin J said...

Emo's still around, although he got a better haircut. He's in "The Aristocrats," frex.

eRobin said...

:)

Houston said...

So you guys are like, speaking in code, right?

Anonymous said...

Houston, we have a problem? What do you mean by code?